Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a horny lightbulb?

Illumi-naughty. )

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What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."