Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs