One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Reptile disfunction
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Attire.
She didn't suit his taste!
6000000
He heard it was finger licking good.
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
Me. Ow.
An acrocat !
A: The blonde works in the dark!
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Because he was sketchy.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
They promised freaky fast delivery
The comma sutra