0k. Jokes

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.