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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.