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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

1045 Jokes More 1045 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.