Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Afghani Stan Jokes More Afghani Stan Jokes

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.