Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"