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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They though it was Riel funny!
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Haiti.
The ones in the mail of course!
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
She has a hispanic attack
The more you twist them the harder they get.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
He touched a lot of people.