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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Scent.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Can't touch this!
The big hand touches the little hand.
More than you can shake a stick at
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
The more you twist them the harder they get.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
Someone gets fired.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
