Arab Woman Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!