Baby Diaper Jokes

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans