Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!