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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.