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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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They use French resistors.

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They bombed it...

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...