Nickleback Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Chad Kroeger Jokes More Chad Kroeger Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.