Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Chipmunk Jokes More Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper