Concentration Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Adhd Jokes More Adhd Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.