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Octopussies.
A football match !
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Because he got tired.
A Kraken-towa!
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Because he was too slow.
Me. Ow.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
A cabri - ole
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Curses! Foil again!
Because he's a sinner.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Ten minutes.
i'm serious... help.
