Dead End Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Calm Jokes More Calm Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)