Dog Meow Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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