Edward Snow Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.