Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.