Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.