Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Pentecostal Jokes More Pentecostal Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir