Gap Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Hercule Jokes More Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.