Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty