Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.