Final Solution Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

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Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Reboot Jokes More Reboot Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.