Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.