Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Organize Crime Jokes More Organize Crime Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.