Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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Price is right!

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they raise the roof.

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

Where does the sick calculus student go for medical help?

to the L'Hospital...

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men