Medic Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

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2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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A sumo shaves their legs.

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Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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knee-mail

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.