Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise