Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower