Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Convertable Jokes More Convertable Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.