Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"