Short tempers.
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A crab apple.
Wavy !
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because they're crab apples !
A crab apple !
A: You get a short circut.
A Standing Blow-vation.
You weren't there man
Because he's always fighting pirates XD
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
