Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

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They just work it out with a pencil!

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.