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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.