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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute