Warehouse Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Coke Addict Jokes More Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.