Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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He didn't even finish grad school.

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Picardi and coke

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

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How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

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can't complain"

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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A Brazillionaire!