Coke addicts.
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You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because it was soda pressing.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Goatmeal.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Vacation.
They never want to log off.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Snort stories
It had a serious drinking problem.
He thought it was Coke!
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