Coke addicts.
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You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
A: Luters.
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Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
A Coke-o-nut.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He didn't even finish grad school.
It's morphine time!
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
The SALT talks!
They always talk about how they're from New York.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Because they can spend years at sea.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
They get free two-day shipping.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
God speed.