Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.