Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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About 100 French people right now

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Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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Eminems.

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