Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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They take the senor discount.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount