Survey Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!