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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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