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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Xp Jokes More Xp Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

98 Jokes More 98 Jokes

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

1 Baby Jokes More 1 Baby Jokes

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang