Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it