Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.