A-hem!
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Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Their last biggest hit was The Wall
It's the Hemming way.
With a magic 8-ball
Cuba wood !
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Pubs
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
There is nothing left too loose.
Non-habit forming
He/she's not sitting or standing!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
