The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
NEINtales
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"
Because they might Pikachu!
she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
On a blind date
A: On a blind date!
Bob
Because Wednesday is hump day.
The same middle name.
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
Two Towers.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
