Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.