Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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Reprimand Jokes More Reprimand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.