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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.