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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Mosque Jokes More Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!