Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

God Jokes More God Jokes

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.