Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses?

America.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...