Asprin Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.