Nutritionist Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

O Jokes More O Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Dwayne Jokes More Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Mineral Jokes More Mineral Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Rock Johnson Jokes More Rock Johnson Jokes

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!