Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!