Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.