Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest