Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians?

A. Militia Etheridge

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.