Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.