Molly Poppins.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Poppin' locks
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Because he picks his ears!
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
I don't know, I just fly the drone
A surgeon.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
To keep here legs closed.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!
German Shepherd pie.
It's only check, mate
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.