Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*