Queen England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn